Megan Fox can’t help flaunting her tits these days, and this years Oscars after party, thrown by Vanity Fair was no exception. Looking bigger than we’ve ever seen them before has got us wondering if Megan has had a boob job. Though it’s more likely they are presented like this thanks to the wonders of tit tape sculpting, or whatever the term is. Whichever way, Megan’s tits look out of this world, and so does she – but then again she always does! Check out these amazing pictures of her mingling amongst fellow celebrities along with the standard portrait shots that each worthy-enough celeb gets at these kinds of things.
Megan’s Big Breasts On Show
The only one we recognise out of this lot is Billie Eilish*. Not sure if Megan is having a battle of the tits with Billie, but it’s one she’ll surely lose overall. Even though Megan’s boobs look like they are the winner here!
*Update: Turns out the other two celebs with Megan are Zelie Timothy who is a ‘social influencer’ and model. At least the latter is a real job. The other is Los Angeles born actor and singer Tyrese Gibson, of Fast & Furious fame.
As well as looking slinky with the stars, as an A-lister Megan qualified to have a bunch of portraits taken to showcase her extremely fuckable body and pushed up to the hilt breasts. Or as they like to frame it: look at the pretty dress. Btw, her shoes, which are completely hidden by the dress (which lets face it, is fucking fantastic), cost an eye-watering $995 alone. What the fuck. My wife asks for some $1k shoes and is getting a ‘fuck off’ for her troubles. Still, she can probably afford them, especially since they were most likely given to her free by the company (Piferi) that sells them.
Megan also went for some kind of ginger, or aubern hair. Redhead of some kind, anyway – does any man really know or even care about the exact name. Of course we don’t. What we *are* concerned with is how much we’d love to motorboat those chest puppies. Then slide our cock between them, naturally.
That Machine Gun Kelly dude is a lucky sonofabitch even if he does wear some weird clothes himself. There’s a bunch of rumors floating around relating to their partnership, and Megan has confirmed any issues have nothing to do with any of them cheating on each other. Not that it’s anyone’s business even if one of them had. Hopefully they’ll iron out any problems they are having, and hopefully all the armchair relationship experts will keep their big shit-talking know-nothing mouths shut. Which is unlikely, but hey. Meantime, here’s some more of sexy Megan at her foxiest best. Ha! See what we did there! First time that pun has ever been used, trust.
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