More puritanical nonsense from those who walk amongst us, as Britney Spears earned herself a ban from luxury hotel The Four Seasons for the crime of being topless by the pool. In another piece of ‘news’ that’ll have our European counterparts scratching their heads, a bunch of guests complained that Britney’s breasts were too horrifying to lay eyes on. Not because they are terrible boobs, but because they are.. well, boobs.
Apparently people were ‘uncomfortable’ at seeing bare titties poolside, so much so that they actually took the time to moan about it to staff. Far better for another person to have sweaty tits than to *gasp* be confronted with a woman’s nipples. The sorry assed douchebags lives were made infinitely better when management informed Britney she was barred from the premises because of her ‘antics’ and ‘bizzare behaviour’. Karens gonna Karen, I guess.
The clientele there are far too posh and pure to have taken any snaps of the apparently highly offensive act of being topless by a pool in hot weather. Either that or they were too busy fainting to have the strength to press a button on their phones. Luckily Britney herself regularly uploads topless and nude pictures to her instagram account, shares her bare ass in skimpy g-strings, and has previously flashed her pussy in public on multiple occasions.
Now, you could understand if the guests were being faced with the nudity Britney is infamous for in the below pictures, but simply being bare breasted in a place the rest of the world accept is an appropriate place to be parading your tits (ie they are simply uncovered) surely doesn’t warrant a raised eyebrow, let alone a bunch of busybodies moaning and over-reacting by the hotel. Hopefully Ms Spears finds a different place to stay where they aren’t such anal cunts. This is America though, so it won’t be easy.
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Britney Spears Topless By The Pool Pictures
Spears has also taken and uploaded TONS of topless and nude selfies to her social media, with trademark stickers covering the naughty parts. These though caused her to get temporarily kicked off insta, until she learned to hide the good bits. These were taken by Britney next to a pool while she was topless and wearing only tiny yellow string bikini bottoms. Basically this is what horrified the fine people at the Four Seasons. ‘Shocking’ indeed.
Britney probably didn’t have her boobs painted while sunbathing at The Four Seasons, but she did in this video for her single Gimme More. The record label scrapped the on screen display of boobage as they thought it was a bit too much.
Britney Spears Pussy Pictures
It’s a good job Britney is a far removed character from her former self that took enjoyment in exposing her pussy to the paparazzi. Now that WOULD have caused some fainting at The Four Seasons, and likely a heart attack or two! Here’s a reminder of the antics she used to get up to, talk about brazen.
You can see the rest of these insane pics at the Britney Spears pussy pictures gallery. These are, obviously, NSFW.
Meanwhile, all the karening continues on twiier, sorry, we mean ‘X’, with what seems to be the Europeans stunned at the furore, and the Americans all too keen to turn this into a national scandal. No wonder the celebrity Free The Nipple campaign took off when it did – we’re a nation of pearl-clutchers for the most part.
