I don’t think too many people are overly surprised at the guilty verdict just given (June 1st, 2022) against Amber Heard in her legal case versus Johnny Depp. Not wishing to dwell on peoples’ misfortune, we’ll concentrate more on Amber’s nude body than on her alleged split personality. The only winners from the whole sorry saga are the lawyers. Well legal bods plus anyone who enjoys this excuse to have another look at Amber Heard nude 😛
She famously got her kit off in 2008 movie, for want of a better descriptor, Informers. Scoring 4.9/10 on IMDb, 12% on Rotten Tomatoes, and with 53% of Google idiots viewers saying they enjoyed it, it’s fair to say the film was a flop. The upside to it of course, being those Amber Heard nude scenes. Let’s be honest, she is fucking stunning – that most likely bumped up the audience ratings to what they were.
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Amber Heard Nude in Informers
With her boobs being fairly small but perky, Amber whipped them out while playing some kind of hedonistic character as far as I can work out. The jury at CelebMeat finds in favor of Amber having nice tits:
She is now unfortunately around $13 million worse off, after Johnny Depp was awarded $15m, but Amber herself also being awarded $2m. Hopefully it won’t break the bank, and to non-fans of the pair, it was a sad affair from all angles. Johnny obviously having substance issues, and Amber suffering from at the very least, mental health problems.
Amber Heard Tit Slip
Who hasn’t exposed their bare naked tits while pottering around outside knowing the paparazzi are just across the street? The savviest celebs know that every moment is a potential publicity moment. If you know you are going to be bending down and picking up boxes, the most sensible thing to wear is a loose, see through dress that will allow you to show everyone your boobs ‘accidentally’.
As for the defamation trial (they both sued each other.. Johnny sued, Amber saw his suit, and raised a counter-suit) – Amber and Johnny may be famous, and superficially have a life most of us think we dream of. However it does show that money doesn’t buy happiness, or somehow solve the various internal problems of & with our own psyche and emotions. It’s one hell of an expensive life lesson, but the hope here is that maybe in a few years, it’ll lead to self-reflection. Alongside possibly a change in behaviour, and the ‘after’ that other celebrities become after battling their personal demons.
An interesting aside is only about 18 million of us watch the news on TV every evening (at least in the US). Which means quite rightly that most of us that don’t live on social media didn’t give much of a fuck about the case in general. However the number of views globally on shithouse Millennial internet platform/app/whateverthehellitcallsitself TikTok, using the #JusticeForJohnnyDepp hashtag alone, comes in so far at 18 billion. Yes, BILLION. What. The. Fuck. Why aren’t the self-absorbed gossipy cunts future of our country out smoking cigarettes, drinking cheap alcohol, and fingering each other in parks these days?
Amber’s tits though 😍
